the darkest part of this comic is the realization that they were both right
It’s ok buddy, you won.
Of course this occasionally happens; deer get their antlers locked in battle, and they can’t get them out. Sometimes they both die.
(these are bull elk btw, not deer)
holy shit this is brutal
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
Pittsburgh, PA-based graphic designer and writer Don Moyer likes to draw things that make him laugh. That’s why he’s been hard at work on a fantastic series of drawings based on traditional blue willow china plate patterns. The designs look authentic except for one extraordinary difference: the otherwise tranquil design on each plate includes some sort of unexpected calamity. It could be an alien invasion or natural disaster. It could be a sea monster or a swarm of bats. It could even be a giant zombie poodle, flying monkeys or robots. There are simply so many ways that disaster might strike.
Moyer calls this awesome ongoing series Calamityware. Two of his designs (the flying monkeys and the giant robot) have been produced as actual porcelain plates thanks to successfully funded Kickstarter projects.
Check out Don Moyer’s Calamityware Flickr set to view more of his designs.
[via Lost at E Minor]
brilliant! sovereign would like these (i think)
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be…
reblogging for flowzillah re: jay.
Today in Brooklyn I saw trees with sweaters on them.
Someone literally knitted sweaters for the trees.
How about you get your head out of your ass you gentrifiers??? Lmao!
The trees aren’t cold they don’t need your help. You know who is cold? The dozens of homeless New Yorkers who every week ask us for blankets jackets hats gloves and socks. If you have time to knit giant sweaters for trees maybe you should use your free time to help other humans. Ugh.
YES. DO THIS. FUCKING GODDAMN KNITBOMBERS
The Four Humors.
1 & 2. Sanguine: too much blood, passionate, bold, impulsive
3 & 4. Melancholic: too much black bile, depressed, anxious,moody
5 & 6. Choleric: too much yellow bile, irritable, hostile, bitter
7 & 8. Phlegmatic: too much phlegm, passive, introvert, rational